If you asked me in November what the end of the year would look like, I wouldn't have guessed it would involve a "Christmas Rejection" and a "New Year Revolution."
One month ago, TEDNE (This Engineer Does Not Exist) was an architectural vision on a whiteboard (more like in my brain). Today, we are officially part of the Google for Startups Cloud Program! Thank you, Google for Startups!
The journey was an emotional rollercoaster. First, "The Christmas Curveball." Just as the world was slowing down for the holidays, we got the email from Google. "Unable to approve... not enough public information." It was a gut punch. They didn't just want a landing page; they wanted proof of a digital-native business model, a deep team, and a working prototype.
Then, "The Relentless Week". While most were at holiday dinners, we went into "Technical Fortress" mode. Between December 24th and 31st, we:
- Built a full platform walkthrough, together with the founding team’s 55+ years of combined resilience.
- Mapped out our entire GCP architecture, including our physically isolated PII Vault for GDPR/EU AI Act compliance.
- Launched our YouTube and LinkedIn channels to show our JobGoblin engine already roasting real-world hiring bullshit.
The New Year Update: Today, the notification popped up: "Fantastic news! Your application has been approved."
The real work starts now. Our role, besides building the platform, is extending overnight. We are moving out of the "document factory" phase and into the v1 Build and Investor phase. We have the architecture, we have the backing, we have the resolve.
In 2026, hiring will finally meet transparency: no more ghost jobs, no more impossible requirements; just receipts. Follow our journey as we build the "Marketplace of Truth."
-- The TEDNE Team