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Platform preview

The platform that turns job listings into reality checks

TEDNE blends community receipts with structured analysis to expose hiring patterns, highlight red flags, and reward the companies that do it right. This explainer walks through how the platform will work once we launch.

Short, honest, and built for humans.

Platform walkthrough

From job ingestion to the trust score and JobGoblin analysis layer.

Cloud blueprint

Our compliance-first platform, mapped end to end

JobGoblin runs on Google Cloud with an observability-first backbone. Every event is logged, traced, and audited so we can prove how data moves and why decisions are made. The design separates sensitive PII into a locked-down vault so the rest of the system can stay useful without ever touching the raw data.

Observability core

Cloud native logging, monitoring, tracing, and audit trails power full-fidelity insight.

Logging • Monitoring • Tracing • Auditing

PII vault

GDPR, EU AI Act, and NIS2 aligned isolation for the raw PII stream and access controls.

Zero-trust enclaves • Policy guardrails

DLP + Gemini 3

Automated DLP scrubs screenshots before Gemini 3 powers the JobGoblin roasts.

DLP scanners • JobGoblin persona reasoning
System architecture diagram showing the GCP stack, observability services, PII vault, DLP, and the JobGoblin Gemini 3 persona.
Google Cloud architecture showcasing observability, privacy boundaries, and the AI output layer.
Community intake

From impossible Job Description to verified insight

The submission journey turns receipts into structured intelligence. Every step is designed to protect the submitter while giving the community a clear, verified story.

01

Submit the evidence

Drop a screenshot or paste the listing. We capture context, not identity.

Submission interface showing a job description receipt upload.
02

Processing + sanity checks

JobGoblin extracts the text, verifies it, and aligns it with known patterns.

Processing view with JobGoblin analyzing a job description.
03

Detailed community view

We publish a cleaned, deduplicated view that is safe to share and easy to compare.

Detailed view of the analyzed job description insight.
Behind the scenes
Text extraction from screenshots JobGoblin analysis layer Deduplication checks PII de-personalization